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THE MAN WHO SNIFFED PARADISE
Some like the perfume from Spain I’m sure that if, I took even one sniff, It would bore me terrifically, too, Yet I get a kick out of you. Cole Porter, I Get A Kick Out Of You As a boy, he used to kiss his mother’s feet and it made her nervous. No, […]
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SOMETHING’S COMING
The truth is this. The Turkish people are fed up with the Turkish people. It’s as simple and as complicated as that.
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AMERICAN BOYZ N THE HOOD
Yesterday, clearly, directly, in a street-theater performance, Turkish “boyz” encountered American “boyz” in the Turkish “hood.” The US embassy in Turkey called the incident “appalling.” What is appalling is the embassy’s ignorance and arrogance.
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KEYSTONE KOPISTAN
A Grim Non-Fairytale Everything is unbelievable in the kingdom of Keystone Kopistan, located between Bulgaristan, Greekistan, Syrianistan, Irakistan, Iranistan, Devilistan and the deep blue sea. In fact, the most popular exclamation of astonishment in Keystone Kopistan, always used about the never-ending fraud called “Turkish Democracy,” is “Inanılmaz!” meaning “Unbelievable!” In reality, the unbelievable is […]
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PENNSYLVANIA’S WAR NOW ON TWO FRONTS
In a morning mist, Pennsylvania’s paramilitary forces landed on the Turkish coast at Izmir on August 4. They met no resistance but they did encounter a jubilant Turkish crowd who greeted the Pennsylvanians by bombarding them with Turkish delight candy and Atatürk flowers.
