Category: Cem Ryan

  • VOTE FOR TURKEY! NOT AMERICA

    VOTE FOR TURKEY! NOT AMERICA

    24 May 2015 Istanbul When Kemal Kılıçdaroğlu, party leader of the Peoples Republican Party (CHP), had a delicious dinner with the American ambassador in Ankara on 22 October 2013, he forgot to complain about the gas. Instead, he just booked a happy-talk trip to Washington, DC. No need for uncomfortable discussions. And everyone, particularly the American […]

  • PARIS IS SEETHING, TURKEY IS STINKING

    PARIS IS SEETHING, TURKEY IS STINKING

    You, the Turkish people, have so diligently supported your terrorist government. What didn’t you understand? What clouded your minds? Islam? Please be serious. What clouded your minds was money. Bribes. Jobs. Big construction contracts. Unnecessary bridges. Irrelevant airports. Polluting power plants. Coal in bags. You were cheated there, too. Coal and stones. Can you tell coal from stone? Shit from shoe polish?

  • THE MAN WHO SNIFFED PARADISE

    THE MAN WHO SNIFFED PARADISE

      Some like the perfume from Spain I’m sure that if, I took even one sniff, It would bore me terrifically, too, Yet I get a kick out of you. Cole Porter, I Get A Kick Out Of You As a boy, he used to kiss his mother’s feet and it made her nervous. No, […]

  • SOMETHING’S COMING

    SOMETHING’S COMING

    The truth is this. The Turkish people are fed up with the Turkish people. It’s as simple and as complicated as that.

  • AMERICAN BOYZ N THE HOOD

    AMERICAN BOYZ N THE HOOD

    Yesterday, clearly, directly, in a street-theater performance, Turkish “boyz” encountered American “boyz” in the Turkish “hood.” The US embassy in Turkey called the incident “appalling.” What is appalling is the embassy’s ignorance and arrogance.