Tag: Ergenekon

  • AMERICAN BOYZ N THE HOOD

    AMERICAN BOYZ N THE HOOD

    Yesterday, clearly, directly, in a street-theater performance, Turkish “boyz” encountered American “boyz” in the Turkish “hood.” The US embassy in Turkey called the incident “appalling.” What is appalling is the embassy’s ignorance and arrogance.

  • KEYSTONE KOPISTAN

    KEYSTONE KOPISTAN

    A Grim Non-Fairytale   Everything  is unbelievable in the kingdom of Keystone Kopistan, located between Bulgaristan, Greekistan, Syrianistan, Irakistan, Iranistan, Devilistan and the deep blue sea. In fact, the most popular exclamation of astonishment in Keystone Kopistan, always used about the never-ending fraud called “Turkish Democracy,” is “Inanılmaz!” meaning “Unbelievable!” In reality, the unbelievable is […]

  • NO LAUGHS FOR TURKEY’S CRYBABY

    NO LAUGHS FOR TURKEY’S CRYBABY

    While violence consumes its neighbors, it’s holiday time in once secular Turkey, now under occupation by a religious fascist government, all praise to Allah and America. Celebratory candy and sweet pastry abound. And naturally Deputy Prime Minister Bülent Arınç is worried about decay. No, not tooth decay, moral decay. And so he spoke out about […]

  • PEA-BRAINS ON PARADE

    PEA-BRAINS ON PARADE

    17 March 2014 Today, the Black Sea rages red. Today, the missiles of the west tremble in anticipation. And today, the Turkish navy sends a task force on a three-month circumnavigation around Africa. How nice. In the face of great strategic uncertainty and dangerous border vulnerability, such is what passes for a strategic maneuver. Such […]

  • RECEP DECEIT ERDOĞAN

    In your repetition, in your ranting, you bore me immensely and to tears. Yet in your supernatural excess, you never fail to astonish. Now a hunted man, who curses stars for giving light to darkness, you cannot control your rotting tongue.