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PARIS IS SEETHING, TURKEY IS STINKING
You, the Turkish people, have so diligently supported your terrorist government. What didn’t you understand? What clouded your minds? Islam? Please be serious. What clouded your minds was money. Bribes. Jobs. Big construction contracts. Unnecessary bridges. Irrelevant airports. Polluting power plants. Coal in bags. You were cheated there, too. Coal and stones. Can you tell coal from stone? Shit from shoe polish?
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THE MAN WHO SNIFFED PARADISE
Some like the perfume from Spain I’m sure that if, I took even one sniff, It would bore me terrifically, too, Yet I get a kick out of you. Cole Porter, I Get A Kick Out Of You As a boy, he used to kiss his mother’s feet and it made her nervous. No, […]
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SOMETHING’S COMING
The truth is this. The Turkish people are fed up with the Turkish people. It’s as simple and as complicated as that.
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AMERICAN BOYZ N THE HOOD
Yesterday, clearly, directly, in a street-theater performance, Turkish “boyz” encountered American “boyz” in the Turkish “hood.” The US embassy in Turkey called the incident “appalling.” What is appalling is the embassy’s ignorance and arrogance.
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AND SO PASSES A WOMAN’S LIFE IN TURKEY
Note the eyes. They would tell exactly what they saw, wouldn’t they?
